Keepeth thy eyes and ears erect, for podcasts and more videos are soon to cometh!

Making the mundane fun with The Cunt Cape Superhero.

Learn how to cook with the best. 

Ode to the Limp Dick.

Ode to Making fun of my single-self.

Ode To Berkeley, California.

My cousin is the music director of the Jimmy Kimmel Show. I sent this to him in hopes that I would become famous. 

He ignored me. 

Another day in paradise.

I refuse to be bored.